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Too Much [Aug. 2nd, 2011|11:49 pm]
rejectomorph
The problem with wearing shorts is that they expose much more skin to mosquitoes than pants do. Now my knee has been bitten, it two places. An itchy knee is very unpleasant, and the fact that the rest of my leg is enjoying the cool nocturnal breezes is insufficient compensation for the discomfort.

It's a good thing the night hasn't turned cold, though, because now that I've been bitten I can't go back to wearing pants, as they would make it too difficult to scratch the itchy spots. I expect that there will be more mosquito bites before the night is over.

Also, there's too much salt on these pistachios. I think I'll switch brands. I certainly can't up my beer budget.
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[User Picture]From: leprosy
2011-08-03 06:43 pm (UTC)
Perhaps mosquitoes crave salt.
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[User Picture]From: flying_blind
2011-08-03 09:52 pm (UTC)
I should probably stop kneeling on a bed of potato chips when I pray, then... though Dear Leader is bound to be displeased by such a departure from standard ritual.
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